SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan Castellano) There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and howeasy is speak Spanish. (leanlo primero en ingles) Boy as n r = Voy a cenar= I'm gonna have a dinner N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little Johnis a chicken things. S toy tree ston = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad. S toy stone = estoy ston = I`m stone Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives. haso mar eh! = asu mare = wow! The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me. See eye = si hay =yes we have T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold East tea eat ah we bonn =isti ita huivon= what the fuck is his problem. T N S L P P B N T S O =Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar =Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you . Two cunt on = tu canton (casa) = your house Me cunt on = mi canton = my house-my place Zoo cunt on = su canto = his/her house/place Met L eh on tok eh = metele un toke = smoke some (weed)  | |||||||||||
 Mi auto era una rana - Pedro Suarez VertizMi auto era una rana
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